Bribery a sin? Is "hurry up" in a kids' vocabulary?

• Whoever says bribery is a sin has never tried to get there kid to eat there lunch so that you can make it to your doctor's appointment.
• Even though your kids have soooo much energy that they could wear out speedy gonzalez (is that how you spell it?) they don't have enough energy to keep moving closer to the door when leaving for church. Church friends that is why I am never on time and only one side of my face has makeup!!!!
• Here is the situation: your son's bus shows up at the bus stop at approximately 1:30 to whenever they feel like it, and you have to walk a 10 - 15 minute walk with a 3 year old and the time is 1:20.............enough said!!!!
• As an adult that has had 3 lovely children your bladder is not what it use to be. Try explaining that to your 3 year old when you are trying to get in the bathroom door that she has locked. She claims to be peeing but her voice is right on the other side of the door. Bladder exploding, you make death threats while she giggles!!!!! Is it time to say thank you God for these lovely blessed children???